At least Sen. Ted Cruz admits he wasn’t born in America – unlike our president.
President Barack Obama, as everyone knows, was born in Kenya, a savage child with a bone in his nose who grew up as a hard-core subversive Muslim socialist-communist America-hater. And then he had the gall to move to America and get himself elected – heaven forbid – as our president. Not once, mind you, but twice. He’s an incendiary pretender, born on that Dark Continent, dangerously stupid, unfit to be president.
Oh sure, he claims he was born in Hawaii, but we all know his American mother from Kansas cooked the books. She knew at his birth in the Kenya jungle that the babe was presidential material, and so she had a fake birth announcement planted in the Honolulu newspaper, which would become the “proof” needed when someday he would run for president. Mighty sneaky, if you ask me.
We know this is true because Donald Trump told us so many years ago. Trump hired detectives to go to Hawaii and elsewhere to do some snooping around about Obama’s real roots, and Trump said we’d be shocked what they discovered. We’re still waiting to hear what the detectives had to say. But Trump is a busy man, running for president and talking all the time. He’s so busy maybe he just plumb forgot to tell us the detectives’ revelations.
Now that Obama is soon to be a bad memory, it’s not as much fun to ridicule or hate him anymore or to remind folks he was born in Kenya (or maybe Malaysia). But, thankfully, Sarah Palin won’t let us forget his sins. That feisty squawking rabble-rouser flew down from her Alaskan perch the other day to endorse Trump for president, peppering her screechy sing-song speech of one-liners with anti-Obama jibes. Next day, she lay part of the blame for her veteran son’s domestic-assault arrest at Obama’s doorstep, he who does not respect our troops. At least Mama Grizzly still has some spunk left, enough guts to tell Obama to get lost or go back where he came from. The “Thrilla from Wasilla” sounds like she’s ready to go to Syria and “kick ISIS a . . ” If only our president had her kind of guts.
But, other than Palin, for the most part these days Republicans are spending so much time attacking one another they don’t have time to nip at the president’s heels. It’s become a merry-go-round of name-calling. Trump, the loudest of all, flings insults at the other contenders after assuring us they are all “nice guys, nice guys, really nice guys,” just too low-energy or too sweaty or too all-around nasty. And Carly Fiorina, says Trump, is a nice gal, a really nice gal – too bad about that face.
Trump now has a brand-new “birther” mission. He loves to remind everybody (including Cruz himself) that Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada. Thus, he’s as bad, as unfit, as Obama to become president, besides being so nasty that everybody hates him. How dare flunky Cruz even think of competing for the highest office in the land, especially against such a New York City-born titan like Trump? Cruz is yet another foreign-born upstart. What’s this world coming to?
And of course Trump is right; he’s always right; he’s never wrong. He is right to worry about shifty Cruz. After all, the father of Cruz was born in – of all countries – Cuba. Lest we forget, that’s the communist-socialist island Obama has been chumming up to lately, rubbing shoulders with his fellow commies. Just you watch! One of these days, he’ll be smoking a cigar with buddy-buddy Fidel, hatching plans to weaken America.
What we should worry about is not so much that Cruz was born in Canada but that his father was born in Cuba. Oh sure, Cruz puts on a good act as a Tea Party conservative, but what if – just what if – that Cuban blood coursing through his veins causes him to change his spots if he’s elected president, and then what if he launches a communist crusade, Cuban-style? In this world nothing’s for sure. For all we know, he and Obama, both foreign-born sneaks, might be in cahoots to destroy this nation with waves of illegal communist immigrants.
And, come to think of it, what about The Donald?. Wasn’t he always one of those slick New York-style liberals? What if he turns out to be a turncoat? Horrors! Another liberal in the White House? That’s worse than a communist.
God help us.
