I laughed so hard while reading your article “Flo’s gotto go; so does the lizard,” I woke my cat up. She doesn’t see me roll on the floor too often. Come on now, Dennis. I like Flo. She’s so creepy she grabs everyone’s attention. She’s like a black widow spider.
You may trip over something to grab your remote to mute it. I keep it not less than one foot away at all times and change the channel so they have a record I hated that particular ad; they do have a way to know what we watch.
Don’t forget about the Cialis commercials during dinner. Whoever saw any couple out getting all dreamy-eyed taking a bunch of clothes off the wash line together? I want to take my laundry in alone! Is that odd? And why do they always end up sitting in a bathtub alone? I’ve asked my friends the significance of this, and they oddly don’t know either. It’s not fun to sit in an empty bathtub alone, staring out into space. I just don’t get it.
Also, I don’t do nausea and vomiting over these ads. I’m simply too busy grabbing the remote with my floured, food-covered hands as fast as I can to change the channel.